Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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