I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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