just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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