I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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