whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
