it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Randomize
