You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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