I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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