she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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