I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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