Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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