How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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