is your mom at the bar?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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