2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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