i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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