sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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