I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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