i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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