That's intense
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
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i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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