Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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