I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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