Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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