i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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