Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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