Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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