Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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