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Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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