So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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