At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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