I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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