There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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