I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
false alarm. still invincible.
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so let's talk penis.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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