i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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