Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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