i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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