To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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