They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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