Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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