Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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