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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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