you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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