you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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