Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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