I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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