is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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