U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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