Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
