my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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