I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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