It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
After tacos, we're chasing women.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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