He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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