I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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