Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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