I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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