Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
After tacos, we're chasing women.