shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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