Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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