FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
These tits shall not be calmed
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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