Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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